the-haiku-bot:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

s/o to the teachers in high school i had who knew about shit like ADHD and optimal arousal, never mentioned either term to me, and just let me make a truly prodigious amount of paper stars and shuriken during class

Shout out to Mr. Luke in sixth grade who looked at the drawing of a dragon with some algebra in the margins I turned in for my math notes because that’s what I’d put down during lecture, then looked at my perfect test scores and said

“Hey how about TWO notebooks so your math notes don’t mess up your dragons?”

“Hey how about TWO

notebooks so your math notes don’t

mess up your dragons?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

(via audhdbutch)

explaurmore:

Did you know Denali National Park is the only NPS location to have a sled dog team? These adorable pups are loved on by volunteers and employees year-round but really put in the work during the winter season to assist with park projects that would otherwise not be possible (or take far, far longer to complete).

You can visit them yourself at the park, where kennel rangers are available to answer any questions you may have about their lifestyle. If you cannot make it up to Alaska, their website is informative as well!

Follow @laurenhursttt on Instagram for more National Park adventures and insight 📸

neotrances:

mordecai3301:

relelvance:

All tumblr users are from NJ ny Texas Brazil or europe

I like how Americans say “Europe” like it’s one big country. Bitch, what do you mean, Vienna or Lodz.

pipip cheerio go eat a crumpet fulla beans why don’t you

(via grimpossispooky)

nationwidedornermoment:

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

(via literallyaflame)

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

I’ve been called a number of slurs throughout my life and dealt with countless personal insults, but truly no word, no phrase, no lengthy paragraph has ever hurt me to the extent that being called “completely swagless” by my teenage brother has

To be clear, this is good and proper. I think that all adults should appear totally fucking lame to teenagers and this is the way of things, and if you find yourself impressing high schoolers as an adult then something has gone horribly wrong.

And yet. To be called not merely swagless but completely so by my own kith and kin. It is the right way, but it is a way which stings

(via literallyaflame)

ndiecity:

special-grade-fujioshi:

I have blue hair and pronouns and I’m seeking someone w red hair and pronouns to comedically fight with me for all of eternity in a slapstick silly manner

can we do this instead

(via literallyaflame)

thededfa:

foxes-in-love:

Me and @thecelticlass

(via the-cy-lentone)

sunforgrace:

brucespringsteendotcom:

The five stages of november

(via literallyaflame)

We all knew Rittenhouse was going to walk, and it’s still infuriating.

wilwheaton:

Shoutout to Judge Schroeder who got the result he worked so hard to ensure. His racist little heart must be full of joy today.

yeahiwasintheshit:

(via wilwheaton)